Rusty Taco

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.

jay and deans mom has a rusty taco

by owhole August 19, 2008

Taco Bell

Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.

After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell

by mrkb September 13, 2006

Taco Bell

The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!

by The Jigga Man March 07, 2005

gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.

Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 08, 2008

taco bizzle

Street term for taco bell.

Everyday at lunch me and mike head out to taco bizzle fo shizzle.

by I'm Not A Chemist July 04, 2005

Donkey Taco

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.

Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.

by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013

Taco Nut

The act of cumming in yo girl while pressing the pussy lips together before you slowly pull out and nibble on her clit as the cum seeps from the bottom of her pussy.

Last night I gave my girl a taco nut and she's been begging for another one ever since.

by Mike Oxfat October 17, 2019