Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.

a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.

by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020

Tim

Tim is a baller.
He‘s sexy, smart, masculin and disciplined.
If you have a Tim, don‘t let him go, you‘ll never find anybody like him again.
His personality is cute and he‘s confident.
His biggest dream when he grows up is becoming a basketballplayer.

Yo is that Tim?

omg it‘s him

Sheeeesh!

by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021

Tim

An idiot, or small-brain who thinks they're funny and smart, and has a small one, does not apply to actual people named tim

guy one: did you see bryan, he was being such a Tim
guy two: ugh I know right

by Steptim September 15, 2020

Big Tim

A man who is the general depiction of a pedo. But doesn't put his dick in their bum

Leo - "BIG TIM"

Big Tim - "I don't fuck kids and I recommend you don't do drugs"

by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx November 30, 2018

Tim Westwood

A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.

"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"

"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."

by PV Person August 4, 2022

Tim

Ugly piece of shit

Wow, he’s ugly!

“Yeah, he looks like Tim”

by Timisauglypieceofshit November 22, 2021

Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017