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Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.
Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
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comma tose slide

while your girl is sleeping, blow your load on her face, and it slides down
She's to drunk to stay awake, jerk off, blow in her face and let it run down,the comma tose slide.
by brett fields July 12, 2006
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North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.
Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!
by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020
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purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald
hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.
by keithsimonson June 2, 2011
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Slip'n slide

When you stick your finger up someone's ass so deep you reach there intestine track, then your finger proceeds to slide and do loop de loops in there intestines
I totally slip'n slided Jessica last night.
by MattyH0506 January 25, 2021
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Slate sliding

Northern Irish term meaning that you've a screw loose or losing your marbles
That man's got a slate sliding!
by irishandy May 25, 2010
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Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.
Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam
by myhk April 27, 2019
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