polish ea

Polish ea is like the sex postion 69. but exept two average sized people its two dwarfs. The polish ea postion includes biting the other person genitals visa/versa

polish ea

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.

"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."

by Niko_D February 9, 2025

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Polish accordion

When a man without foreskin puts the head of his penis in another man's foreskin.

I gave him the best polish accordion for his birthday!

by Dudebro420 April 2, 2017

Polish Clap

When you double closed fist punch(🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼)your hard infested boner hoping to relieve the green ooze

I got gonorrhea and gave myself the polish clap… it didn’t work

by Polish clap January 22, 2022

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016