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crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
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The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
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prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells
The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test
by dkflsllala December 29, 2018
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Test

Test
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by kurdishWords January 11, 2019
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test

word used to test some feature like urban dictionary
i will write 'test' let's see how far it will take me
by goodest goyo of them all June 24, 2018
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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018
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Wait till u see the test

Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence
Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test

Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
by itsyoboifritz2004 October 2, 2018
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