Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.

Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.

by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass

Derived from an ancient story of French decent. The French bastards were searching for the lost city of Heracleum. Egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). Egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the technique of tying pyramid rocks to their asses to pull them down significantly faster. French also had a good technique, they would take live lobsters and shove them up their ass so the tail would stick out and flap around acting as a propeller. There is no clear evidence as to who discovered this city, if it was discovered at all. Some say it was discovered but kept hidden. It is fairly evident that the Egyptians technique did not work considering 45 of the 46 test dummies never surfaced again. The only person to surface only did so because when he got to the bottom he allegedly shoved a lobster up his ass to propel him to the top. When he surfaced he had one quote before he died of unknown causes. He said "What the fuck were we thinking?!" in some strange tongue (some believe this tongue to be Egyptian, due to the fact that Egyptian was his nationality).

A great dispute started over who created the "'Tail' of the Lobster-Ass" due to the death of the Egyptian. This caused a great battle involving the Egyptions taking two lobsters to the sleeping French shoving one WAAYYYYY up his asshole and clamping one to the frenulum of his penis. Some believe this is the beginning of era where the French become large salty assholes, due to the large lobster, fresh out of the the salt water, being shoved up their ass. No correlation was made the lobster clamping onto their penal skin.

Now-a-days this is a common prank done among teenagers but the teenagers need to be really really fucking hammered to the point where the victim wont remember how he got the lobster in his ass. He wakes up questioning himself. This prank is extra funny because it often convinces the teenager that he is gay with a lobster fetish.

Never used in everyday dialog except to say, "What fucking moron wrote the definition of The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass?"

by Doug Funny and PorkChop February 19, 2010

Fairy tail

An amine that started out OK but then got f*cked in the butt. Mostly filler episodes and a great source for: fan hub, porn hub, or deviant art

Did you see that new Fairy tail episode? Its about...fillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfiller

by gamer22394 May 11, 2015

tazmanian tail

When you stick your dick so far down a girl's throat it comes out her ass and looks like a tail.

"Man, last night she took the 'tazmanian tail' like a pro. It was incredible!"

by bigbadbob February 27, 2003

tails551

A faggot who hacks on meincraft

Mine craft fly hacker caught - tails551

by Michael Nodini January 11, 2017

scat tail

A person who has a rat tail ( hair style ) but is bald on top.

"Whoaa, did you see that old gay couple back there?" James exclaimed.
"Holy shit yeah I did, the fat short one had a scat tail!"

Related terms:
Rat Tail. ( Hairstyle )
Skullet. ( Hairstyle )

by Kelly Robo September 7, 2007