I'm going to commit suicide 

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed

Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

I'm going to commit suicide by Chronicpain July 27, 2022

Toothpaste suicide 

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.

This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.

Toothpaste suicide by koggelmander June 14, 2013

Kermiting suicide 

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

Kermiting suicide by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016

Social Suicide 

Acts of self in society by placing oneself in a social condition that results in predictable outcomes or tantamount to suicide.

The refusal to allow others to help you in society is social suicide.

Social Suicide by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018

accidental suicide 

The act of accidentally killing oneself by a mean normally used to commit suicide.

He honestly thought the gun wasn’t loaded when he pulled the trigger. He committed accidental suicide!

accidental suicide by Edram July 8, 2019

Thinking of planning to commit suicide 

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.

Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.

Thinking of planning to commit suicide by Spatro February 27, 2021

rainbow suicide 

hot shit, the finest. kind of wierd. <2

i want rainbow suicide

rainbow suicide by jasondiditfirst May 6, 2008