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Hell Stroke

Giving your partner a good stroke while having sex
I gave my girl the Hell Stroke last night.
by Amschel December 13, 2023
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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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gram stroker

Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.
Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!
by undercyj December 30, 2023
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flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.
by devStik January 29, 2024
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Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024
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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 26, 2024
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Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other
Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?
by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024
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