The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.
Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
by TnG August 30, 2015
by Beter47 April 13, 2020
One who burdens the grace of others by gaining invitation to social gatherings for which the social leach is not equipped to contribute but will still make partial gains at the expense of participants who believe they are benefiting the social leach by being nice to him or her which causes a continuous blood supply from which the leach can suck as he or she achieves more unwanted invitations.
The social leach listened in on all my conversations at the party despite the fact that I ignored him all night, but no one had the balls to tell him he isn't invited to the next meetup.
by jlang13 May 22, 2017
Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.
by drkbi March 14, 2020
by PleaseStoptheCCP May 31, 2023
A social drunk is an individual who only cares to drink in social situations, however in doing so, has no reservations with regards to their alcohol intake. They lack the ability to regulate their drinking. These individuals, in the course of their social interactions, will find they quickly move pass the relaxed, feel-good state commonly induced by small quantities of alcohol and arrive at a heavy state if inebriation.
Sally is definitely a social drunk. She never drinks unless it's girls night, than all bets are off. She will never be without a full glass and within an hour or two, we're helping her to her feet.
by MCINOH November 09, 2013
Someone who is socially submissive towards people who are manipulative, domineering, and controlling in social situations. They do not stand up for themselves when slighted by or mistreated by their peers and colleagues, and will often be warm and kind to the very people who are fucking with them for fear of making waves. A social cuck's life consists of being the third wheel in groups, often expected to have their own plans and events fucked in favor of watching others be the center of attention and claim credit for the social cuck's own efforts.
- Christine invites all her colleagues over for a party at 5pm on Friday-
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-
Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-
Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
by RitsTheWise February 04, 2022