Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.

Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.

by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011

social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.

It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.

by drkbi March 13, 2020

Social Comedia

Witty answers given to serious subjects on social media

Any opinion given based on partial fact and confirmation bias. You must be a social comedian

by Nefarius April 16, 2019

Social Smoker

someone who smokes infront of groups of people and/or posts pictures of their cigarettes on social media such as snapchat/Instagram stories. Only smoke so people KNOW that they smoke. Only smoke for attention.

Jordan: here comes Ciara with her fake fags

Ashley: did you see her stories last night? Pictures of here fags every other snap

Jordan: she’s such a social smoker,it does my head in

Ciara *lights up cigarette(fag) and puffs a drag without taking it down*

Ashley: and she doesn’t take it down, socialsmokers like that proper piss me off

by sophia_ashbil May 9, 2018

social leach

One who burdens the grace of others by gaining invitation to social gatherings for which the social leach is not equipped to contribute but will still make partial gains at the expense of participants who believe they are benefiting the social leach by being nice to him or her which causes a continuous blood supply from which the leach can suck as he or she achieves more unwanted invitations.

The social leach listened in on all my conversations at the party despite the fact that I ignored him all night, but no one had the balls to tell him he isn't invited to the next meetup.

by jlang13 May 22, 2017

Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.

When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.

by MasterSnowflake April 14, 2011

Social Drunk

A social drunk is an individual who only cares to drink in social situations, however in doing so, has no reservations with regards to their alcohol intake. They lack the ability to regulate their drinking. These individuals, in the course of their social interactions, will find they quickly move pass the relaxed, feel-good state commonly induced by small quantities of alcohol and arrive at a heavy state if inebriation.

Sally is definitely a social drunk. She never drinks unless it's girls night, than all bets are off. She will never be without a full glass and within an hour or two, we're helping her to her feet.

by MCINOH November 9, 2013