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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.
by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019
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a very small man

by DENNIS WISE November 28, 2017
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Small dickin

Small dickin aka “power tripping” is when an individual is being petty, using their power to belittle someone or they are just plain out acting like a person with a small dick.

Originated in the Bay Area by T
Mr Haley was small dickin today, giving extra homework because the class was too disruptive all 3rd period
by T2raw July 4, 2022
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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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Small pp

small pp Is used to roast a person or somebody you hate. It is to say that the person has a small penis
Omg he is such an asshole! He has such a small pp
by Kefmans December 17, 2018
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Small dick

is a sinenom for gay and small dick
by Bestsniper17 February 2, 2017
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