soft serve puppies

bad, runny diarrhea

I'm lactose intolerant, so when I drink milk I get the soft serve puppies.

by FGSFDS, man! March 7, 2009

Skootz

To get out of one place in a fast manner.

Dude, this place sucks lets skootz outta here

by Skuj March 31, 2009

soft serve the curve

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.

After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.

by cunt boss September 5, 2012

softball lesbian

A lesbian girl that plays softball

A lesbian:

A starlight girl:
A lesbian: I play softball what sports do you play?
A straight girl: oh so your a softball lesbian?
A lesbian: bitch... a what?

by Yeeyeemuhfucka June 11, 2019

Try Soft

When someone tries really hard to achieve an erection, but comes up short (no pun intended)

also known as a failcid

Andrew Holderman is the new Try Soft at Eaton High School

by Schnalex November 27, 2010

soft-blow

Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!

by Giner December 23, 2003

[Skort]

An older woman (Cougar-like)who's legs are too rippled and veiny for a convential skirt so she wears a skort to cover the cheese and purple leg vines.

Joe: I was at the Swizzle and saw Justin hitting on a skort.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.

by Jfass May 8, 2008