Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

Shirt

(1) Clothing you wear on your torso, can be long-sleeve or short-sleeve.
(2) Replacement for the S word.

Holy shirt, that shirt is so cool!

by bruvvvvvvvv September 15, 2023

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

another clean shirt ought to see you out

(phrase) | to appear quite sickly, almost to the point of deathly ill-looking

“you look very ill, another clean shirt ought to see you out. you look as if you'll soon be dead”

by yeraurasux June 2, 2024

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me

“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means”

by uwuboy November 12, 2020

Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.

"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."

by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016

Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.

Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!

by security dude June 26, 2014