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freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.
A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?
by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012
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Tasting the Season

"Happy 4/20"
"I'm tasting the season, you could say."
by iamamazingandbetterthanyou April 24, 2017
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patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.
Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’
by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018
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Doing a sebastian

Public bathroom masturbation popularized in the Netherlands with unknown origins
by Psychomaniac66 September 12, 2018
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French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs
Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!
by Big Baze September 12, 2018
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post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry
by ———— March 3, 2019
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Make a Sebastian

Make a Sebastian?
I'm going for the second!
by Gurudosexo March 23, 2019
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