Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.

Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’

by Chahlee May 10, 2022

Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast

Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:

by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025

Salt

The act of being salty. One who is salty can be described as "Salt".

Mia: God chloe's so salty today.

Juliana: She's salt.

by juliana the banallergist February 28, 2017

Salt shaker

A sex act where a woman is riding a Male, standing reverse cowgirl style. The man then creampies her and she then starts to twerk shaking all the sperm out of her like a salt shaker.

Kyle-"bro I was fuckin this girl and came in her and then she started to do the salt shaker everywhere"

by Oqeefe July 1, 2019

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017