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social nerpes

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.
"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"
by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012
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social scissors

When you want to cut someone from your life.
1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
by Poet2003 December 31, 2017
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Social Nancy

A social Nancy is a negative online Nancy.
A person who doesn't necessarily post negative things often. A person who scrolls past your positive or normal posts, always. But reacts to posts they choose to be negative and accuse you of being miserable and wrong.

Negative online Nancy's choose to ONLY give your social media account attention; likes and comments- when it's negative because it serves them a purpose to preach and be "right".
"I didn't even know you were on my friends list because of how you never like or comment on any of my posts. You're being a Social Nancy right now tho."
by enough_of_you March 21, 2017
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social prison

When you are in a situation or conversation where your moral compass does not allow you to leave it, but the other person is not in possession of the social intelligence to read the room and notice your discomfort, nor able to acknowledge that their presence is unasked for.
My dad caught me in a social prison going on about the military but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to leave my room.

This mentally unstable guy caught me in a social prison the other day.
by simsam069 September 1, 2023
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Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.
Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.
by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011
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Social Marketplace

A social marketplace is a social media platform that implements a marketplace to allow users to buy and sell content through a storefront hosted on the user's social media profile page. An eBook sell can set up his shop on twitter and sell his content to followers who browse his shop.

Term coined by iconia.
Bitclout could implement a social marketplace to become the first decentralized version.
by Iconia May 1, 2021
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Socializing in reverse

Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!
your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?
by Infiniteanal January 24, 2023
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