A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.
Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

by Wawa February 6, 2019

by Palabras y más allá May 23, 2018

A sex act where a woman is riding a Male, standing reverse cowgirl style. The man then creampies her and she then starts to twerk shaking all the sperm out of her like a salt shaker.
Kyle-"bro I was fuckin this girl and came in her and then she started to do the salt shaker everywhere"
by Oqeefe July 1, 2019

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.
by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025
