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Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.
Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!
by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017
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salty hedgehog

A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.
A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog

A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!

A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.
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Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.
by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017
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salty sarah

Why is she so salty???

Cause that’s salty Sarah
by Kokkokk October 14, 2017
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Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes
by Innjured December 28, 2017
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salty max

A really salty person who is obnoxious and dumb
by Jmoney538783 January 17, 2018
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Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.
Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.
by Henry Dawn September 26, 2018
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