Roblem

When an issue persists, but remains ignored by the responsible party, who is named Robert, it becomes a roblem.

Man that stockroom is a mess, it's become a real roblem!

by Bernard Excalibur March 4, 2025

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.

by vembertillion March 29, 2025

Rubber Bullet

Sex move where you shoot your load so hard the condom pops off, usually the rubber hitting your other; hence a bullet.

"Sex was so boring last night I decided to give my bitch a rubber bullet"

by UrbanElf April 1, 2025

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

rubbed out

1. erase pencil marks with an eraser.
2. (of a gangster or assassin) kill someone.

1. "he rubbed out a couple of lines and carried on drawing"
2. "you can bet he's been rubbed out for business reasons"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Rubber ducky

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave

I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025

Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025