Ring dinger

I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.

Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."

Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)

by Daynuh_bee March 12, 2023

puddin' ring

a goatee beard that looks as if the wearer had just put a can of pudding to his mouth and it left a ring. usually seen on fat bald guys who work the door at strip clubs or play bass in really bad "hawdcore" bands.

look at that guys goatee it looks like a puddin' ring

by bobovdeath May 2, 2007

The Ring

The Ring is a horror movie starring Naomi Watts and other people I can't remember. If horror movies don't bother you, this won't either. However if horror movies frighten you, don't watch it. You will freak out if your t.v. goes to that static screen, or if someone calls you saying "seven days". Normally horror movies don't bother me but this one did.

*girl comes out of tv*
me- hey megan, what are you watching?
megan- The Ring. This movie creeps me out!

by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010

red ring of death

something bad that happens to your xbox because of some reason that no one knows although its probarbly so microsoft can con money out of you for reapairs

damnit i got the red ring of death100 BUCKS! IM GETTING A PS3!

by dfnition101 July 14, 2010

Jew Ring

Jew rings are a boiled then baked dough ring. when referred to as bagels, they are usually very poor in quality. but Jew rings are top notch in texture and flavour.

Jew ring is the true translation for the Yiddish word "beygl", which is rarely acknowledged. Bagel, the English word given to represent Beygl is incorrect.

Bagels while similar, are different, usually being pronounced incorrectly, much like catsup is not the same as ketchup.

Schlomo: I'm getting hungry, hymie, what should we do?

Hymie: well its obvious,isnt it? we must go to Avi's Bakery and pick up some Jew rings!

Schlomo: well what are we waiting for??

Client1: oh jesus... he's getting antsy for his money, what do we do?

Client2: lets give him a bag of Jew rings, that should hold him off

by steve2202 November 16, 2010

Hungarian Ring Worm

A traditional hand job from behind the back and under the legs. Preferably the giver's face is submerged in the anus of the taker.

Philip received a nice hungarian ring worm from Charles for his 18th birthday.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

vibrating ring

A ring a man puts on his shaft to pleasure a girl vaginally or a man anally.

Oh man Mary, when John put the vibrating ring on his d*ck I had an instant orgasm.

by Nosidam Ztiwobiek November 27, 2017