Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems

Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there

by CSD02 November 27, 2021

redneck jet fuel

Any flavor of Monster Energy.

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

husky redneck

A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.

I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.

by Bro9988877666 September 23, 2022

Redneck Crazy

When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.

An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!

Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.

by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024

redneck nachos

Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.

Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!

by brunito February 9, 2020

Rednecking Me

1. When someone plays you for a fool
2. When someone says something just to get you to say it back eg. "I love you"

Example 1
Girl: Give me a ride and I'll suck your dick
Guy: Are you "Rednecking Me"???
Example 2

Guy: I love you!
Girl: OK
Guy: I said, I love you
Girl: Are you "Rednecking Me"???

by SMcReal July 6, 2019

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018