The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.
Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010
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Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys June 11, 2018
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When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
by ornev April 7, 2021
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Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong
Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong
Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011
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by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker November 24, 2006
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by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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