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Pompous Policy

The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010
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privacy policy

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys June 11, 2018
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Open Door policy

When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.
Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
by ornev April 7, 2021
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Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.
Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011
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Poolice

Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.
"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"
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polite tits

Female breasts that are of moderate size. "Polite tits" are noticeable and may contribute to a nice figure, but are not so large as to attract the attention or interest of hard-core "tit men" or to become the subject of breast jokes. Polite tits may attract your attention, but they don't demand it.
Jane had nice, polite tits, but Joe was looking for a girl with some real hooters.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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