National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

Throw a tall person month

October is throw a stupid shithead (Over 5'6) across the globe month

Hey do you know what month it is? It's throw a tall person month.
please don't hurt me!

by Swaggydaddy96 October 13, 2021

straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

Hi random person

a word which makes no sense at all.

HI random person is murdering their friend

by hello person I do NO February 28, 2022

Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th

It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

by Wake up child April 30, 2022

THROW A TALL PERSON MONTH

In retaliation to throw a short person month (October) there is now a throw a tall person month.
Throw a tall person month is November

DID YOU KNOW ITS THROW A TALL PERSON MONTH

by AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH October 5, 2022

A good person

a good person likes ducks, doesn't poor, says "bone app the tits" often, is a true queen, and doesn't disrespect people's music taste (except for country music)

"my best friend loves ducks"
"are they a good person"
"duh. they like ducks!"

by coryn the good person October 5, 2022