Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.

"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."

by AlrightLike June 9, 2013

Paul Williamsaphobia

Abnormal fear of singer/songwriter Paul Williams after seeing him on "The Muppet Show" as a young child. Symptoms may include extreme anxiety when viewing the movie "Smokey and the Bandit" and the inability to watch "Bugsy Malone" even though you love Scott Baio. Some liken it another childhood trauma that caused "Shields and Yarnell Syndrome."

Paul Williamsaphobia can cause sudden chills when the name Paul Williams is spoken. Massive anxiety when you see him win a Grammy in the year 2014, causing flashbacks of him surrounded by Muppets and playing piano. Visions of him wearing a large cowboy hat as Little Enos Burdette and making a double or nothing bet with the Bandit to "Go to Boston and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy" has been known to give people an awkward feeling in their soul.

by MsJenHam January 28, 2014

Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 27, 2014

Paul kim

A short Asian Boi who injoys the noodles and is bad ass?'

Wowo that kid is totally paul kim!

by Joe moma October 26, 2016

paul stodgell

An individual who is king of his domain, makes individuals who are soft/weak look for their safe place.

Man that Paul Stodgell just made a libtard kill himself out of fear

by audio junkie November 18, 2016

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a slang word for a witch and a person who gets so horny over seeing dead body’s that he will record it and laugh and logan paul has a retarded demented delusional brother called cancer or such as jake Paul and a logan Paul actually has a pedophile of a dad and a Logan Paul shits him self every time he sees a KSI the god of YouTube and a logan Paul loves to tazar a rat once in a while .

"Yo jimmy put a gun to my head and pull the trigger Jimmy " "why"?"cause I just subscribed to logan Paul "u cunt " :BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG my deed Is done walks away .:comes back:BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

by Guys there’s a dead body June 24, 2019

Paul Desmarais

A shitty school in Stittsville full of snakes and fake depressed bitches and weirdos and people who vape for popularity. This school is so irrelevant eatch time someone asks me what school i go to i say dont worry about it.

Someone: What school do you go to
Me: Dont worry about it
someone:Cmon just tell me
me:fine, i go to paul desmarais.
Someone: Paul- what?? Ive never heard of it.

by lilsissydafuk June 30, 2019