Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Hour Power

The highly sought after male attribute in which they have the seemly unnatural ability to "last" as long as the ladies. In other words, they have the ability to hold off their orgasm in order to come when their partner does, resulting in a much more satisfying sexual experience for both parties involved.

Guy 1: "Dude, I totally busted out the Hour Power last night on that chick I met at the party."

Guy 2: "How did she react?"

Guy 1: "She was all like: "Oh, Oh, Oh," you know what I'm talking about, "Oh""

by ThreeTwelve December 30, 2007

Power Wipe

A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.

Oh man that was a rough shit! I totally had to power wipe.

by Pirate Suite April 30, 2007

Power Bottom

Someone who is a bottom and likes being approached and “topped” but isn’t all the way submissive to being “topped” or controlled.

“I am a power bottom!!!” - me

by thepowerbottom December 16, 2019

power stance

A stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria's after they are done talking to people. The left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.

Damn it must be 12:10, Sara is doing the power stance again!

by Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008

Hobo Power

Unit of measurement pertaining to smell.

This bitch's vagina is about 25 hobo power.

by Adam Corolla June 3, 2003

power nap

people who are generally better than your average human don't sleep........they power nap!

superman doesn't sleep! he power naps!!

by a guy who is generally better than an average human January 7, 2008