you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 13, 2022

polish the silver

In the restaurant industry, and usually in fine dining, the flatware is polished using a cloth or napkin after coming out of the dishwasher so as to remove stains or food that did not come off during washing and to give the flatware a good appearance. Usually falls into the category of “side work.”

Mark, stop jawing with the bartenders and go polish the silver.

by SuperFreakDog October 21, 2020

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

polish your swag

Make your style better

Katie- hey michayla you need to polish your swag
Bob- you got that right!!

by Clothes_ismyway October 04, 2013

Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes

You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

by Magin May 21, 2023

polish dinner

When you cover your genitalia with sauerkraut and kielbasa and mustard and your girl gobbles it up.

That girl said she wasn't hungry, but when i showed her my polish dinner she dove in and didn't come up for air until the mustard was gone.

by clevermeats November 22, 2015