by SUCKYAMODAWEEEWEE May 19, 2016
Get the what a pickle licking cock sucker mug.The true religion worshiping the true gods, the deities of pickle. ALL HAIL THY MIGHT PICKLE FOR HE WILL ASSENT FROM THE DILL HELL AND RECLAIM HIS THRONE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! But we shall show mercy to strays and teach them our ways. The straggots will be punished!!!(Look up that word in urban dictionary)
True worshiper: the religion of thy mighty pickle is truly legit
Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL
(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)
Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain
This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL
(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)
Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain
This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
by Priest_of_might_pickle💖💛💙 February 8, 2021
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" fuck a pickle, I left something in my room" or " fuck a pickle!" (after dropping something.)
another would be "fuck a pickle, I forgot to order fried pickles"
another would be "fuck a pickle, I forgot to order fried pickles"
by Tox1cEuphoria January 24, 2023
Get the Fuck a Pickle mug.Spicy pickles given to a customer in place of bread at restaurants owned or frequented by jews. Very popular at Canters, a highly concentrated jewish restaurant in West Hollywood.
Derek: Hey cool, they gave us a bowl full of pickles
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!
by DerekSod July 24, 2007
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Get the tickle my pickle mug.A lewd act, in which a man ejaculates into a sexual partner (man or woman)'s mouth, that partner then mixing the man's semen with their own saliva and spitting it back onto the man's member, which is then sucked dry by a second partner.
I hear Mike Chapman got the brooklyn pickle on the other night with those fine-ass coeds.
I hope that when I have a threeway with Brian Howe, he does not ask me to do the brooklyn pickle.
I hope that when I have a threeway with Brian Howe, he does not ask me to do the brooklyn pickle.
by Phunkspace April 20, 2005
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