the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011

The Perfect Guy

I have no clue, I haven't found one yet. But here are some tings to look out for in your perfect guy:

He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.

Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0

by frghjdsuehrbtgldiosquwygef September 30, 2012

Perfect

Overly used by white America. The response to an answer given after a question has been asked or anything you say to them. Often said in an annoying ass tone! Used so much that by doing so they hope they will become or a situation will become Perfect. Here's a new word, Pathetic!

1st Person: Where is the bank located?
2nd Person: On State Street.
1st Person: Perfect!

by Jumping off the bandwagon February 8, 2010

perfect

The girl that sits across from you in English class

Teacher "Can anyone tell me the definition of perfect?" Katie "That's me!"

by English classmate123 February 7, 2010

perfecticality

Used to describe Dairy Queen treats.

Come to me thy sweet morsel of perfecticality.

by not brittany May 24, 2005

perfumed pig

Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).

Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)

The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.

A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.

The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.

by Charles Waggon July 1, 2009

Perfucktory

describes sex between a married couple or a couple who have been together for a long time when each partner is just going through the motions

Ooh, you look tired. How was date night last night?

It was okay, but I'm worried we're getting a little perfucktory

by untalented fool July 25, 2009