A complex mental state somewhere between ambition and delusion, where a person is utterly convinced they’re destined for greatness but hasn’t taken a single concrete step toward it. The disciple of Owenism wakes up every morning declaring they’ll “lock in today,” only to be found hours later lost in the depths of motivational videos titled “How to become successful in 30 days.” It’s not pure laziness — it’s performance procrastination, powered by overconfidence, caffeine, and the belief that destiny is just running fashionably late.
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
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Owen is the most amazing man anyone could have the chance of knowing the first time you see him you will be in love with his amazing looks he has a breath taking smile and especially his butt. He has best sense of humor he can make you smile and laugh no matter how sad or angry you are, he is really intelligent but chose not to show it at all times. Owen is the guy that if he says I love you he means it and he does not care about your looks but he always attracts the most beautiful and amazing girls. Owen will cherish the girl he love if shes is depressed or sad he will sit there right next to you and say I love you and will let you cry into into his or leg. He doesnt share his feelings with everybody so if you are the lucky one he shares them with he trust you because he most likey didnt have the best childhood and he got involved in very bad things just to make sure ends could meet and his family didn't suffer. Owen is someone who will do great in life most likely enlisting in the miltary or becoming or a first responder. He may look kind of week but he is the strongest guy if you get him made he will do what ever it takes to win. He does not like when some hurt his girlfriend or wife he will protect her at all cost Owen would not care what happens to him as long as his his girl has whatever she wants and needs. If you have a guy named Owen in your life never let him go nobody you ever meet can compare with Owen even if you think he can.
by Truthteller316 August 11, 2019
Get the Owen mug.A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
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Get the Dylan and Owen mug.A blonde guy with a very cute smile, is adorable, and super nice. Anyone who knows him is very lucky to have him. Makes his girl feel like a “princess” and he’s the dream guy any girl could want. A loving and clingy guy. The owen I’m talking about is the hottest person I’ve met. Has a baby face but still calls you baby. This guy should ask out the girl he’s talking to and should ask her to be his girlfriend.
Owen my dream guy!
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