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Ohio

Ohio is a matrix-like simulation designed to mimic the rest of the United States. It was derived from a Cold War program to create an alternate reality in case of a nuclear bombing. Upon entering Ohio, one will find themselves in a place where every town is algorithmically derived from other towns to create the most generic American reality possible. This was designed by the government so that in case of a nuclear attack, citizens could live in the Ohio simulation instead of the reality of a nuclear wasteland, but the project was abandoned when they found that Ohio was worse than a nuclear wasteland.
No one ever returns from Ohio with their sanity.
by Federal Agent Y. Mom October 13, 2022
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ohio rizzler

Ohio has rizzler level of skills because ohio good
by i am how June 12, 2024
mugGet the ohio rizzlermug.
i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug.

Ohio

Actual fucking hell. PLEASE DON'T MOVE HERE!
Ohio sucks.
Jimmy: "Oh, I want to move to Ohio."
John: "Fuck no."
by OhioHater69 September 2, 2022
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Ohio

A goofy and very unsafe state; do not visit under any circumstance! This state contains keter class monsters that could kill you in seconds.
Guy 1: My wife is from Ohio
Guy 2: Is that why she looks like Sirenhead?
by SugomaBofaDeez December 1, 2022
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Skibidi Sigma with Ohio Rizz

Binge-watches skibidi toilet, mews while edgemaxxing, only drinks grimace shake, watches Kai Cenat and Adin Ross on Twitch, and is the Rizzard of Ohio

(brainrot)
The Skibidi Sigma with Ohio Rizz tried to fanum tax a grimace shake from the rizzler overlord Duke Dennis and got his level 15 gyatt huggy wuggy rizzed by him
by Sigma Skibidi Edgemaxxer February 14, 2024
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Ohio Dollars

A term used to describe the value of currency in the midwest in comparison with other parts of the country where income is higher. This inequality of income causes unequal access to consumer goods due to requiring a higher ratio of one's income to purchase.
That's a beautiful new Tesla you bought, but I'll never be able to afford one working for Ohio dollars.
by ScooterGTFKD August 20, 2022
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