Cold Gravy

While masturbating outside in below freezing weather, you spill your seed in either the snow or it freezes before it hits the ground.

Because the lack of privacy, I decided to go outside and make cold gravy.

by hunghorseman September 9, 2013

cold plunge

Best Guess: Possibly the most enjoyable part of sex for a man aside from orgasms.

I would have never thought about this normally, but I just heard a comedian say this and given that she makes a lot of sexual jokes I am going to guess that it has something to do with the beginning of sexual intercourse, or maybe just jumping into ice water.

'Uh this is what happens when a guy who does a cold plunge a lot comes in your face"

by Mr. River March 8, 2023

cold spine

Basically you don't give a fuck about anything and your ignoring all the bad stuff around you while trying to stay positive even though its hard cause your life is depressing and you refuse to talk to anyone about it.

Damn he has a really cold spine.

by Any no outs May 27, 2018

Cold Cat

An incident on an aircraft carrier's flight deck where the steam-powered catapult or "cat" which launches aircraft that can't take off vertically. It happens when something apart from or inside the system absorbs too much heat from the steam reservoir or cylinder, causing it to cool. If enough heat is lost, the steam will condense. Since water takes up much less room than steam, pressure is lost, and the catapult's strength is lost.

This can be an unnoticeable and slight loss of thrust, or it could result in the launched aircraft plopping into the sea.

Opposite of a 'hot cat' which could result in loss of control or a torn up nose cone.

"Cold cat! Cold cat!" shouted the pilot through his radio before another Hornet was lost, this time not because of combat.

by oron61 October 5, 2019

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold!

by ReceptionistJ September 4, 2008

Cold One-oscopy

The act of butt bonging an ice cold brewsky. Also known as butt chugging or butt bonging.

After Brent lost a bet to his boys he had to take a good ol’ cold one-oscopy.

by Bro Terry May 31, 2019

Cold Brew Bitch

A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.

I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 5, 2019