Schrodinger's nude

If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.

John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."

by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023

Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

by zzzbek August 31, 2023

First Day of Winter Nude

On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude

Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*

by . October 7, 2023

National Send a Nude Day

February 22nd. On this day, you send a nude to the person you love. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.

National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most

*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*

by Mavchell02 February 22, 2024

National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude

“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one

by Vbndsdfg May 22, 2024

National Send a Nude Day

May 22nd is the official National Send a Nude Day! Send those nudes to us fine fellas.

I can’t wait to spoil my mans on National Send a Nude Day.

by JoJoButtPlug May 22, 2024

National send your homies a nude day

its 19th of april, and you failed to send your homies a nude. Do it now. send them a booty pic, a dick pic, a tit pic. FULL BODY ANYTHING. Dont fail them ever again

"Guys, i have forgotten, It was nudes day, let me compensate."- said Tuna on National send your homies a nude day

by chibilordcthulhu April 18, 2020