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relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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Sex > Relationship = Psychopath

THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
by Hklgxz March 25, 2023
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Relationship goals

A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.
Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals
by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021
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