Jesse

Jesse is the best ever
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Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.
What a stud, he’s such a Jesse.
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Jesse is the most sexiest boy you will ever meet, he is loving, caring and over all gets girls very moist. You will never find a person that you can say is better than Jesse. After a relationship, the girls will always run straight back after they see he doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he talks to all the girls anyway.
Jesse: “I love you”

His girlfriend: *dies of happiness*
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Jesse is dead
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A fat ass kid that gets no girls and is ugly asfk
Jesse is gay
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Most likely one of God's many forms. Represents a symbol of fear as well as a symbol of strength (very much like Batman). Dresses in more than 2 layers no matter the weather. Could also be used to describe a Bisexual person.
"This guy really is a Jesse if I've ever seen one."
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Hey um let's see I'll just describe myself jesse to me is a male whitch thinks the world is boring and stupid but you have a lot of friends to help you out with that boredom and you fantasize of stuff that will never happen you wish a lot for your family and yourself you wish this world was a little more fun with super powers and stuff like that cause to you this world is boring you also like anime you're a pretty averge person averge in everthing math science and reading or whatever you want to call it and you just want to have fun in your life
Jesse is average and very bored person
by Averge February 21, 2020
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