Michael Jackson

A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric.

"There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green

by Kyle/T.S. April 23, 2005

Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!

Michael jackson is so misunderstood.

by Morganelle August 13, 2016

Michael

Piece of shit, who eats fudge monkeys out of dirty toilets.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.

Michael is a dumb piece of shit. Michael eats white dog turds out of dumpsters.

by That one unknown guy February 12, 2019

Michael

Michael is the person that can make anyone laugh at anytime in their life. There could be a death and he would find a way to cheer you up. He's basically the perfect person, his looks are goals literally. His smile could end wars. His laugh, while kind of awkward makes you just want to hug him. You could see yourself with him in 50 years and he would still be making you happy. Everyone wishes that they could have him and if you have him it would be the biggest mistake in your life to let him go. He's so amazing you could right a 5 page essay about how perfect his flaws are, if there were any which there usually isn't. He's the one you would want to keep around for everything and anything for the rest of your life.

The first time I saw MICHAEL, I knew he was going to be special to me

by nhs818 May 21, 2016

Michael Jackson

1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye

michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.

by brad what are you gonna do November 1, 2018

Michael

A person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.

Hey is that "micheal" no its "whale dick micheal" get it right.

Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.

by Michael2267 October 22, 2019