max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT
by ShakaylaisHawt June 07, 2016
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Max and Jasmine

Max and Jasmine are the cutest couple they have beautiful kids that have a lot of talents they are also vary rich. Jasmine is a gorgeous Hispanic and Max is a mixed asian who is good looking.
Max and Jasmine can’t be separated
by Jasmine & Max January 19, 2020
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Easement Max

Wow! That Easement Max sure does Fuck!!
by Johnnsins July 15, 2022
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max relax

I just finished prepping my house for this approaching cat 5 hurricane oh wow what a big job. All I need now is to Max Relax with a lazyboy,12 pack,and a 60inch flat screen TV.
by Miami Beach Bum August 31, 2019
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max sun

A very sexy man
That man over their is a Max Sun
by Therealone123456789 August 03, 2021
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Max mcineas

A guy that all the girls love , normally dates 4 girls at once and is kinda a man-whore. He normally attracts his best mates little sisters and will probably hook up with them , to piss his mate off.
Max mcineas: Heyyyyy
Annabelle: woah. i love you........
Max mcineas: ok , lets hook up
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Average Max

Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.
Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.
by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016
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