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matthew sargent

Matthew sargent means idiot/gazedo
by Gazebo/idiot April 4, 2019
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Matthew kidwell

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂
by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019
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Twisted Matthew

Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.
"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"
by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019
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Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry
Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.
by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022
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Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome
Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot
by Matthewwegz June 8, 2016
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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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Matthew Stark

The biggest giga chad you'll ever meet bro and is such a ladies man
look at Matthew Stark kinda cute tho
by A real Giga Chad March 28, 2022
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