Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

Martin

Martin is a guy who can never simmer to a relationship usually know as a player he will use you for him own advantage and will never actually love you he is not very attractive and have no sence in style, martins are cold hearted.

“Martin just left me for another girls, he dosnt care about how I feel”

by Amber kay December 28, 2019

eliza martin

A very beautiful, charming, nice, girl. Typically Eliza Martin(s) tend to have relationships with Maclean(s). Eliza Martin means pretty girl in the sañcëîšh language.

Maclean: ooh I like her pants!
Eliza Marin: you talking to me?
Maclean’s buddy :yeah
Eliza Martin: my bad I was talking to the other guy. Sorry.
Maclean:oh he’s just a retard
Eliza Martin: hahaha!

by Jimmy Schoffenburg March 1, 2018

Martin

A person that loves to go off on a tangent. Also loves himself.

What’s the point of this story? Don’t be such a Martin.

by beckylouwalker May 7, 2022