Slat Slat momma im TD

When your td the fuck up off the tc and your mother asks how you are doing.

Megaheads stupid headass said to his mom when he was wasted cause he's a light weight "slat slat momma im td".

by senor layhey the alcholic October 25, 2020

Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on

Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021

hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy

a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)

i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar

by connor holling October 2, 2019

mammythang

another word for a verb; commonly used by the man on tiktok with a the golden eyes

I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends...or should I say two “mammythangs”

by cartiluver January 3, 2021

mommyblog

A blog created and maintained for the sole purpose of a stay-at-home mom to chronicle her children's lives through stories and photos. Often attempts to disguise itself as a craft or essay blog. Usually by Mormans.

I found a great new way to mash up babyfood on a mommyblog.

by madding August 16, 2012

yummy mummy

Glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little bumps like the latest designer handbag. They generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.

Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.

Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.

Kate is such a yummy mummy.

by boybeeps May 23, 2006

yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.

Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

by un-named August 20, 2006