Milford High School, is an average sized high school in southern Ohio on the outskirts of Cincinnati, in a small town called Milford, Ohio.
Milford High School is notorious for FBI agents working as spies to pick out drug dealers, computer hacking, drug searches, and crooks.
Milford High School staff, administration, and board of education will do anything at all possible to get more money, and crook everyone out of their rightfully earned money.
After a few failed bond issues, and a few failed levies, Milford has finally passed one, and needless to say, it's predicted that that money will somehow 'disappear' or be misused as well.
Some students even report unknown happenings with their lunch account money. While this could be an instance of the supernatural, it's more likely an instance of the Milford crooks.
Somehow teachers hate Milford as well, and sometimes, when the moon there is a full moon, teachers will admit their anguish for Milford High School.
Teachers may sound like friends, but do not be misguided! Teachers find a way to make every lesson plan biased, unbelievable, or failed to be backed up by any real facts.
Also, some teachers are famous for teaching Christian values, evolution from a Christian's standpoint, and express opinions about which presidential candidate they voted for. Church and state?
What's that?
And don't forget wardrobe malfunctions.
Somehow, teachers dresses come untied in class, or get stuck in their pantyhose, or use obscenities and throw things.
The secret thought of all Milford Staff includes the fear of Health inspectors.
After all, we would not want our great Milford High School to be closed down because we have termites, roaches, and drink and consume food in areas banned by the health department!
Milford High School is notorious for FBI agents working as spies to pick out drug dealers, computer hacking, drug searches, and crooks.
Milford High School staff, administration, and board of education will do anything at all possible to get more money, and crook everyone out of their rightfully earned money.
After a few failed bond issues, and a few failed levies, Milford has finally passed one, and needless to say, it's predicted that that money will somehow 'disappear' or be misused as well.
Some students even report unknown happenings with their lunch account money. While this could be an instance of the supernatural, it's more likely an instance of the Milford crooks.
Somehow teachers hate Milford as well, and sometimes, when the moon there is a full moon, teachers will admit their anguish for Milford High School.
Teachers may sound like friends, but do not be misguided! Teachers find a way to make every lesson plan biased, unbelievable, or failed to be backed up by any real facts.
Also, some teachers are famous for teaching Christian values, evolution from a Christian's standpoint, and express opinions about which presidential candidate they voted for. Church and state?
What's that?
And don't forget wardrobe malfunctions.
Somehow, teachers dresses come untied in class, or get stuck in their pantyhose, or use obscenities and throw things.
The secret thought of all Milford Staff includes the fear of Health inspectors.
After all, we would not want our great Milford High School to be closed down because we have termites, roaches, and drink and consume food in areas banned by the health department!
Remember kids, when the health inspector comes in, Milford High School doesn't have roaches, termites, rats, rat poisoning laying around, asbestos, or land mines laying around!
-Teacher
Student:But my lunch account had 25 dollars yesterday!
Lunch admin: THATS NOT TRUE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW! I'M A LUNCH LADY, YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE 2 CENTS LEFT, PAY UP!
-Teacher
Student:But my lunch account had 25 dollars yesterday!
Lunch admin: THATS NOT TRUE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW! I'M A LUNCH LADY, YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE 2 CENTS LEFT, PAY UP!
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by Thomas Shields January 10, 2008
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To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?
Thank you for any replies in understanding this....
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