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mad as cheese

Statement said to a person when they are extremely upset or mad about something, especially if they are bitching.
Automatic response to someone who is enraged
Usually said in a calm voice in response to an angered individual
Examples:
"Dude, I can't believe my wife cheated on me and is getting all my money from the divorce!"
"You mad as cheese"

"FUCKKKK, MY CAR WAS STOLEN!!!"
"Basically, you mad as cheese"
by da Kidd November 27, 2012
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mad proffessor

An excentric chemist often wearing a dark lab coat with holes in covered, up by badges of various types. Is rather loud and strange sounding when bored, happy or pissed off. Can easily be irritated when experimenting. Is thought to be either " a genious" or "an idiot"
The mad proffessor had finally solved the problem of global warming in his lab and then went down the pub for a quick pint.
by Patrick_of_LU November 7, 2008
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mad maddie

by Dkkskskaka May 13, 2017
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Mad minute

The origin and definition of a "mad minute" is a description of the time it takes to reload a musket during combat in the 1700s and 1800s. The theory was to mass your firepower on an enemy you had to mass your soldiers. So formations would stand shoulder to shoulder and fire at each other from a range of fifty to several hundred yards with slow-loading and relatively inaccurate muskets.

The description is especially relevant to close combat because you are trying to reload your musket faster than the soldiers in the enemy formation who are directly in front of you as you are firing at each other. Its therefore a "mad minute" of reloading in between shots.
It was a mad minute whilst my ramrod drove the ball home inside my musket as my foe to the front did likewise.
by Poorlaggedman December 5, 2012
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mad nut

when the nut u get is better then most; usually after a slut has sucked u dry
after i donkey punched the bitch i got my maaad nut
by joe March 19, 2003
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Mad Clown

A sexual predator dressed up in face paint, a red nose, a colorful fro wig, with floppy shoes.
When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!
by Timothy Tool September 2, 2004
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Mad Cows Disease

The chronic female ailment of post
menstrual syndrome or pms.
The chronic female version of the ailment better known as pms, where a
female experiences bitch-like changes in attitude and behavior, as well as
symtoms ranging from hysteria and paranoia oned day to amnesia and feelings of isolation the next day,
especially, if she knows she really did or said something really bad to someone else or to you. Mad Cows Disease can
affect any female at any age, but usually experienced or found in young
ladies in their teens and early to mid
twenties.
Damn, girl! You just got a bad case
of the Mad Cows Disease!
by MANNY CARDOZA February 26, 2004
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