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Jujutsu Kaisen

i) an anime that is widely watched by the new-gen audience of today
ii) the Japanese for "sorcery fight"
iii) jujutsu kaisen
i) P1: Have you watched Jujutsu Kaisen?
P2: Yeah dude, it's dope.
ii) English speaker: Yo dude, look at that cool sorcery fight on the TV!
Japanese speaker: Jujutsu kaisen?
iii) P1: This was truly our Jujutsu Kaisen

P2: You are my Jujutsu Kaisen
*they proceed to Jujutsu Kaisen until Jujutsu Kaisen is Jujutsu Kaisen'd*
by skibidirizzohiosigma🤑 September 6, 2024
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Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK)

A teenager who somehow has record breaking levels of strength (see: its not techinically m-preg.*) takes the kfc motto to seriously, and meets a sea urchin who cant find his finger. Meanwhile yaoi protagonist (also known as: everyone simps for him) tries to kill Mount Fuji, Aura Farm and proceeds to act like a homosexual for the rest of the story (see: KFC breakup**). everything else is either nah id win, mutual pining, or your favorite character dying.

*is it m-preg if the guy currently possesing a male body possesed your mom's body and had you?
**kfc, and why its more important than you think: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YXXieghto&t=6s
I regret watching/reading JJK.
I am gay because of JJK.
All my favorite characters in JJK are dead.
Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) : A shonen manga and anime with the gays, the theys, and the baes. (sad :C)
by DAN THE POTATO MAN August 2, 2025
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The Kaden

The Kaden is an entitled, aggressive but physically weak and socially-inept Gen Z male, typically born between 2005 and 2010 and likely addicted to TikTok. Found most commonly in middle-to-upper-middle class suburbs. As a child, the Kaden was usually the kid on 10 different medications and coddled by his divorced parents.

He is generally identified by his stupid broccoli haircut, underweight build, pallid complexion, and weird tendency to only wear black t shirts and hoodies. The Kaden has an outrageously inflated sense of self-importance, often claiming—despite a comfortable life—that he is oppressed or victimized by society. Despite his proneness to panic attacks, he is also hyperaggressive and quick to pick fights while simultaneously claiming to be the victim when there is a consequence.

Kadens are human chihuahuas: loud, insecure, yappy, aggressive, yet fragile and neurotic. Online, he can be identified by his reliance on stolen African American vernacular—“bro,” “yo,” “I’m dead." Though strongly overlapping with incels, a subset of Kadens do somehow acquire girlfriends.

Prime Kaden moments include: 1. Backtalking a cop, getting tackled, then whining that his anxiety is “acting up.” 2. Picking fights with security guards while shaking and on the verge of wetting himself. 3. Gathering in huge packs with other Kadens at McDonald’s and blasting TikToks while laughing maniacally like hyenas.

The Kaden is behaviorally very similar to the Karen, except worse in every way.
Person 1: Remember that guy who streamed himself picking a fight with the teacher and then claimed to be having a panic attack when she sent him to detention?

Person 2: Yeah, that's just the nature of the kaden.
by Geometry Face October 27, 2025
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Jujutsu Kaisen

Yuji (Demi-God) he's half man, half curse spirit. Mahoraga (The Archangel) the divine general, Sukuna (Famed in war) self-explanatory, Merged Beast Agito (Warrior Lion) Also self-explanatory.
Hym "And Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen is ALSO me. Because the letter for letter translation of my name into Japanese is Tekafurinmoto Kakashimoto. That why he looks like Kakashi from Naruto. It's THINGS I WROTE UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME AND NOT A DIFFERENT GUY THAT I'M FIGHTING. Those for Characters are my themed after the Etymology of my name. Gojo is the things I was writing under the previous pseudonym."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
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Kalla and kaden

1 couple who is meant to be and they always ft and text and make sure one another are ok. They love eachother unconditionally and sometimes they have there ups and downs they fight through it. Kaden has brown eyes black eye brows and brown her and kalla has brown her brown eyes and she's really pretty and she wears glasses. Kalla and kaden are meant to be.
by Kalla and kaden November 25, 2018
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National Sniff a Kayden Day

Sniff that random kid named Kayden who sits 2 seats away from you in that one class.
I always participate in National Sniff a Kayden Day. They usually smell like spaghetti.
by sniffakaydenlover May 26, 2022
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Riel and Kaden

Riel and Kaden, two hearts entwined,
A love so pure, a love so kind.
Their souls united, their spirits one,
Together they'll face life's every run.

Kaden's eyes, like the ocean blue,
Riel's smile, like the morning dew.
Their love, like the sun's warm embrace,
A bond that time cannot erase.

In each other's arms, they find solace,
A love that's true, a love that's flawless.
With every breath, they feel alive,
Their love, like a bee to a hive.

Riel and Kaden, forever they'll be,
Together, they'll face life's every decree.
Their love, like a rose in full bloom,
A beauty that will never consume.
person 1= Riel and kaden is the best couple!!!
Person 2= ikrrr!!
by Rielllllll<3 November 20, 2023
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