Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug. Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
Get the Tyler Josephmug. The Man hands down always looking after and sticking up for what’s right in the world, no matter what’s at stake . Truth seeker and speaker always blowing the whistle on the scum of this earth .. He doesn’t complain much keeps his circle small and the only person he hurts is himself …. The way the world has become keeps him up at night , he has a calling to save the world one person at a time and he insists on doing so . Wise beyond his years always gets the girl who can’t grasp his depth so he is targeted by our very own deep state due to his intuitive knowledge of there’s more to life then let on… His only fault being to honest …
by The retributioner July 31, 2024
Get the Joseph R Croninmug. This guy may seem quiet and somewhat of a recluse, but deep inside, a Joseph has a big heart of gold and always looks out for his friends and family. Josephs also go through some tough stuff, but always look on the bright side of life, not dwelling on the past. Generally, if you are friends with a Joseph, he will be loyal and respectful.
Alex: Dang, I heard that Paul got a parking ticket.
John: I know, but the guy doesn't even care. What a Joseph!
John: I know, but the guy doesn't even care. What a Joseph!
by AFellaWhoEnjoysLife November 16, 2022
Get the Josephmug. by MMMTASTY94 November 22, 2021
Get the Joseph Hayesmug. The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Brown hair and hazel eyes. Not super tall but not short either. He's the sweetest human being on earth. If you're lucky enough to be his girl make sure you treat him well. He's super loyal and is always there for you. He'll stick with you through thick and thin. He never truly gets mad at you. He treats you so well that you'll just want forever with him. If you get a Joseph don't let him go. Cherish him.
Person 1: damn who is that. They're so hot.
Person 2: oh. That's Joseph they're not only hot they're so sweet too. But don't waste your time. He as a girl already and he's so loyal.
Person 1: man. That sucks. I want him.
Person 2: oh. That's Joseph they're not only hot they're so sweet too. But don't waste your time. He as a girl already and he's so loyal.
Person 1: man. That sucks. I want him.
by Joseph's babygirl November 10, 2021
Get the Josephmug. by Lolzzzz234598 July 20, 2025
Get the Josephmug.