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Johnathan

A delusional little man that believes he is a all knowing profit. Avoid being friends with a Johnathan as they will steal all your eggs and rice. They also have a 4 inch cock
Hey did you see that Johnathan guy?

Yeah, he stole my eggs
Yeah he stole mine too

Damn
by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023
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Jonathon

The person who says "CHECK" after checking someone in a chess match 💀
Jonathon: "Check"
Jacob: "Why did you say that 💀"
by chessplayer1124 May 5, 2023
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johnathan

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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
by shit yourself now August 26, 2023
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Johnathanification

The act of subtly converting to a true gay around the homies.
Bros getting Johnathanificationed, I think he is really gay now.
by noenmt December 30, 2023
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Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘
Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick
by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023
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Joanthan

A black guy who play to much fortnite and still loses
Is that Joanthan the tryhard
by jacobs’s chez November 20, 2023
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jonadhan

He is brave and courageous and a person who holds in his feelings inside and shows a happy and funny figure, also he is sexy and hot and gets all the girls. He is a jonadhan.
he is brave, so he is jonadhan
by pay up November 23, 2023
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