Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.

Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."

by Yung Patch November 25, 2016

Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

Jesse

A lovely, friendly, handsome person with a great smile. Someone who you can talk about everything in life and still manage to relate to. Great with gals and guys alike. Everyone needs a Jesse.

Jesse, we need to cook.

by koggies July 31, 2022

No Jess

Means that you’re not of a hoe or treesh or bop related.

Jess is a bop but not me “no jess” bro.

by Nutmonster January 5, 2025

jess wright

Speng coz she doesnt know whats in the bag

Person:Hey jess wright
Jess wright:Hey im a speng that doesnt know whats in the bag

by Bigdicknigel69 February 10, 2018

jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up

jess shave is cool

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022

Jesse Seratt

He is a nice guy but don’t get on his bad side. He is loyal and protective over his gf. He is really shy when you meet him but then as you get to know him and become his friend he is really fun to hang out with and a good person to rant to he has long hair and really pretty eyes

Jesse Seratt has really long hair

by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019