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Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher
kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos
Jason is super hot.
by #EGDG October 31, 2017
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Jason

people like him, for some reason.
golly gee, I sure do like that Jason.
by sadboi669 February 28, 2022
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Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him
omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance
by smfh August 24, 2023
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