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mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.
Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"
by DlouisD May 21, 2019
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dirty jeson

A dirty jeson is when you lick a girls ass and then brown stuff comes out. You think it tastes like chocolate so you keep on going.
VELANTE just pulled a dirty jeson
by TETAT November 23, 2021
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A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.
Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023
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Carli x Jayson

The best ship ever. Carli is a smart but shy girl but can be eccentric at times. She thinks she's stupid and overthinks too much. Jayson is a straight forward Straight A student quite like Carli. People say Jayson can be scary at times. Jayson helps Carli overcome her fears and enjoy other parts of life even though they are both introverts.
Person A: What's your favorite ship?
Person B: Carli x Jayson!
by Local_711 June 18, 2022
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Jason Aldean Cake

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes
by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010
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Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.
Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.
by child predator May 25, 2016
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