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Country-humpkin

Good looking country music artist who emulates a country-bumpkin.
Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.

Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!
by GoodGolly December 18, 2012
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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Cross Country Toes

The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.
Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023
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Country duck

You wanna go country duck?
You trynna country duck?
I wanna country duck!
Let me country duck.
by That1gaygirl June 10, 2019
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