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oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
by Isator November 14, 2023
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im craving titties

by SpeakSpanish November 15, 2023
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its because im black

Something a black person (probably white) on the internet says when they lose a game or are accused of something they did to make someone or something look racist
Some guy he teamkilled: bro why did you teamkill me

The guy hes talking to: why me bro, its because im black isnt it
by awfegegrgehe December 21, 2023
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Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!!

It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242
"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"

"..no."
by ranpo edogawa defender December 21, 2023
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im nothing like yall ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Jimmy: Hey wanna go to the party?
Timmy:Im nothing like yall ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by broke ass nigga December 30, 2023
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im off ts

Im over this
only the first day back and im off ts
by Cay._. January 3, 2024
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im a dickhead

when do something stupid people will call a dickhead
by what do u want January 6, 2024
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