Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

Hog

Person with a grimy, dirty and fat personality who isn’t afraid to wrangle

Mac is the fattest hog I know, she jumps in mid to clean herself

by Wobbledy hog November 16, 2020

Twerking his hog

When your testosterone is overflowing so you start cranking your Johnson. Like your Hank Williams jr starts playing a lil tune and you gotta strum your chords till you climax

Yoooo no way, I just walked in on Jerry “Twerking his hog”. Or yeah low key might “Twerk my hog” later, been bricked for weeks

by BigballerUrbanD April 4, 2025

Hog/Hogger

Hog; to use something and not let anybody else use it. This includes most other Hoggers too. Please do not ever mistake these hoggers with pigs - unless the pigs are hogging something of course.

DISCLAIMER: this is not an inside joke /serious

Person 1: wanna go to summer hill to hog stuff?
Person 2: sure I love hogging
Person 3: hogging is bad

Person 1: why?
Person 3: it should be equal because hog/hogger are taking it from us
Person 1 and 2: too bad

by Cat girl gf November 9, 2021

Hog

An alternative word for packing a lip. Referring to chewing tobacco, packing a hog is one of the most ferda acts a beauty can perform.

Wilkster: Bud I feel the need for a heady you got any hogs you can supply bud?

Roolie : Yeah pal I've got myself a tin of hogs right here.

Wilkster: Thanks bud, you're a kid

by 512wilky512 January 14, 2017

shaggy hog

A hairy penis.

This isn't just a thick bush, it's a properly hair-covered Italian sausage.

The sex scenes between Beauty and the Beast in this book I'm reading, include a lot of references to the Beast's 'shaggy hog'.

by XxX_ShaggyHogFarmer9001_XxX May 22, 2021